Today, I went into Target, chose several sets of Legos for a birthday gift, walked past the display offering 10 little bags of chips for 3 bucks because I didn’t have Mendy’s number with me to call and see if she thought it was a good deal, walked directly to the checkout ( I went to the express lane!), paid, and walked out.
Now I’m wondering if maybe someone performed a lobotomy on me in my sleep.
